mattress

Model/Actress who has been paid to do neither.

I'm going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses...

by greasypeaches August 8, 2006

All lives matter

Three words that literally no one ever put together until racists heard about the Black Lives Matter movement and began to worry that people might start to believe that black lives really do matter.

Normal person: Black Lives Matter!

Trumper: No, all lives matter!

Normal person: Oh I'm glad to hear that. Here's an n95 mask. Let's go get you vaccinated so you don't spread germs to the immunocompromised.

Trumper: What

by AcabMFers October 31, 2021

Kim Mathers

just a normal lady who was in a relationship that had its ups and downs but who's private life was unfortunately public for all to judge.

people who dont know her calling her a whore, people taking lyric's too literally.

by reggie June 16, 2003

Matterhorn

A crap that sticks half out of the toilet water, the way the Matterhorn's tip appears when it's pierces through high cloud cover.

My Thanksgiving shit was sticking out of the toilet so far it looked like the Matterhorn on a cloudy day.

by Nagas Lrac December 16, 2010

fecal matter

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.

Fecal Matter is sweet

by D-Fect July 23, 2008

bank of mattress

Keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.

'Hey man, want to go to the store?'
'Yeah sure, I've just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.'

by peirateis August 8, 2009

Mattress Penis

After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.

Also referred to as Mattress Peen

I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis

by Can of Peas February 8, 2010