Skip to main content

No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.
Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!
by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025
mugGet the No Headsets Matter mug.
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Feels Like Katiuska Robles Being A Referee Does Not Matter
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Feels Like Katiuska Robles Being A Referee Does Not Matter
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
mugGet the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Feels Like Katiuska Robles Being A Referee Does Not Matter mug.

Bot lives matter, bot love matters

The motto behind Facebook Dating, the only dating app that encourages and endorses Bot/Human relationships.
Elon, stop fighting the bots! Bot lives matter, bot love matters.
by public2 November 12, 2022
mugGet the Bot lives matter, bot love matters mug.

matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy
by gage deibert February 18, 2019
mugGet the matter mug.

Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.
Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
mugGet the Smile, nothing matters mug.

You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
mugGet the You don't matter mug.

appearances matter

A wistful notion from the recent-yet-distant time when people saw each other.
Glancing into her closet, filled with lovingly-chosen clothing she no longer wore, slipping on her plastic coat, her mask and rubber gloves to go 'shopping', she recalled what her mother had taught her when she was young, that appearances matter, and wondered when it would be true again.
by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020
mugGet the appearances matter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email