MARRIAGING UP

1. Navigating the difficulties of marriage for the better of the whole and not just for you as an individual. Rising to the occasion and being responsible in your marriage,

Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.

2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.

Will and Jada been together 20 years couples need to get on that marriaging up!

by tvgurl March 23, 2020

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Quaker’s Marriage

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)

Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.

by Cigarcop October 19, 2022

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Marriage hopping

When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.

Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

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Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

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