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Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved
by applevision December 5, 2017
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eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.
“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023
by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023
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Microwave

Microwave is sexually say daddy to someone
MICROWAVE;)
by Ms.loteria October 5, 2020
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Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
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microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
by pierceishere May 25, 2019
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Worcester Microwave

When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.
Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.
by The Oven'er August 24, 2021
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metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.
Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.
by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021
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