Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022

microwave nuggets

Disappointment to the Earth they are soggy as fuck and if you make nuggets like this you are a fuckin psycho

You make microwave nuggets? YOU FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH

by NuggiePro February 8, 2022

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Lava microwave

some thing is tiny

you are lava microwave

by hisir lababaw October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Microwave

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

I'm making pizza rolls
Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021