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Mickey Mouse Cop

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
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mickey d's

A slang term used to describe a set of Chrome 20's
Boiiii! That kid is rollin on some fresh Mickey D's
by E Phezy September 19, 2007
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Mickey sticky

When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.
"what about 50 shades of grey?"

"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"

"ok baby"
by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016
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Mickey Mouse

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.
Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.
by Durrunited June 10, 2020
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Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)
John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
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Mickey Mousing

Bay area slang
See Also: Mickey Mouse Hoes

1. When you pick up on a girl and you try to fuck or you ask her to do somthing either sexually or somthing such as hold my weed while i drive im on probation and they dont want to because they are scared thats called Mickey Mousing just basically being a square ass bitch not being cool and down, people who are like this are refferd to as Mickey Mouse Hoes

2.when somone is being a quote fag
or a square

being really pg and shit

not really down
being a little scaredy ass pussy

3. also when a girl talks about how shes a freak and she'll fuck the shit outta you and rock your world but shes just frontin thats refferd to as mickey mousin
frontin means she says shes about it but she really isnt.. she talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk
1. Breh i picked up this one girl right, she was lookin fine as fuck, and i took her out and shit right, took her back to my place and the bitch was mickey mousin, wouldnt even let me take her pants off nd shit, she really wasnt down to fuck just down to have me spend all my money on her broke ass

2. Guy #1 aye lets go hit a store and steal a couple things
Guy #2 nah i cant get caught up
Guy #1 niggah you hella mickey mousing
stop being a fuckn skware breh
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mickey mouse

A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.
by Lurland Stephenson July 23, 2008
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