An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).
The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".
A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.
If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.
A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason
A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.
A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.
A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.
A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".
A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.
If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.
A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason
A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.
A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.
A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.
A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!
Joe: What? I thought we were in America?
(Something then spills in the kitchen)
Mario: Merda!!!
Another day at McDonalds!
Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
Joe: What? I thought we were in America?
(Something then spills in the kitchen)
Mario: Merda!!!
Another day at McDonalds!
Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
by hatelife677 July 07, 2009
by mcdickslover July 19, 2010
Enough sh*t talking people. McDonalds is an awesome place and it'll remain awesome. their fries taste great and the big macs they serve are with no doubt- awesome.
by Anonymous322512345 July 28, 2009
by Miranda July 18, 2003
by 66656 June 22, 2004
If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.
by Random December 18, 2003
Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005