Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

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Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.

While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress

by Wilfma June 15, 2009

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Punk Matress

A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her

shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her

by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009

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An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

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