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German lunch

While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing
taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.
by nick benda August 23, 2007
mugGet the German lunchmug.

lunch buddy

a person you go to lunch with regularly, to pass the time in the chow line.

"hey yo wilson! you gonna be my lunch buddy?
the stennis chow lines are long as fuck."
"hey yo wilson! you gonna be my lunch buddy?
the stennis chow lines are long as fuck."
by jloveyy August 6, 2014
mugGet the lunch buddymug.

A boxers lunch

Keep it up and you'll be eating a boxers lunch.
by pawntakesknightoff March 8, 2008
mugGet the A boxers lunchmug.

lunch break

a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)
Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.
by SpitOnMyDIK May 18, 2015
mugGet the lunch breakmug.

executive lunch

Ex.ec.u.tive. Lun.ch

An executive lunch stems from the "three martini lunch" in which business professionals would drink three martinis in a leisurely fashion.

The executive lunch is when a business professional smokes marijuana during his lunch break, thus mimicking the "three martini lunch"
Hey did you notice Shaun took an "executive lunch" today?
by Mike Gainers July 19, 2007
mugGet the executive lunchmug.

House Lunch

A "house lunch" is an alternative phrase instead of "Nooner" for those who live close to work.
"We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."

"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
mugGet the House Lunchmug.

lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting
I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.
by BekW May 8, 2011
mugGet the lunch jealousymug.

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