Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

Blue lock

Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!

Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Tizum Lock

This refers to the trevnoir/milotic archetype where the lock is not strong enough to be considered a hard lock, so instead we categorize it as a "Tizum Lock"

Damn, i just lost to fuckin tizum lock."

by RudyWade February 25, 2020

muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.

Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!

by Beauhemian November 6, 2008

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

lock popper

Someone who frequently bangs chicks that were once thought to be unfuckable.

You, you're never gonna get laid. But this guy...he's a master lock popper!

by The Jester July 9, 2006

cap-lock

To shout at someone unnecessarily.

Shouting at someone unintentionally, as if your internal "caps lock" was accidentally struck.

"Dude, I'm right in front of you...stop cap-locking me!"

"Did you see Brad cap-locking that waitress for no reason?...what a jerk!"

"That Slipknot concert has jacked up my hearing, bro...I've been cap-locking people all day without knowing it...I feel like a pint-sized Lou Ferrigno."

by Jonnie W. January 14, 2009