Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
by Guzzler Of Cum April 11, 2017
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load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
by Killer9080 December 29, 2013
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Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.
ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!
by Johnnyboy5 February 26, 2011
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nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
by Nose-lover February 09, 2018
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Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
by Munchk1n February 23, 2023
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holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 August 01, 2009
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E-Load

(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations

(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations
ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.

ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!
by Neal Jetherop Peters July 19, 2011
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