Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

liberal arts major

1) An idiot.
2) Someone who thinks they're actually learning something but in reality are just wasting time & money in college.

Liberal arts majors are the only people more stupid than business majors.

by TehTruth August 25, 2005

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

MCLA. Small (slightly shitty, but still enjoyable) liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Good place to start out... that's it.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, Fort Zen, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries and townies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies.

"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams and Smith, but not poor enough for more financial aid."

by NoDiceGirl May 6, 2009

Liberal Hippy Politics

"Obamanomics: $1.08 trillion debt and 8.9% unemployment for 2012"

"The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday predicted the budget deficit will rise to $1.08 trillion in 2012.

CBO also projected the jobless rate would rise to 8.9 percent by the end of 2012, and to 9.2 percent in 2013."

reddogreport.com/2012/01/obamanomics-2012-1-08-trillion-debt-and-8-9-unemployment/

I told you so..... what else can I say. I can't believe I remember this.

Yet the liberal hippy will still vote for obama, enen though Obama accomplished none of his goals but socialist healthcare. But that must be enough. A pure example of Liberal Hippy Politics.

It is really kind of beautiful isn't it?

by ArtVandalay July 30, 2012

literally

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

liberace

1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).

"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."

by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007

newspeak liberal

A socialist (or more generally, a person that loves government taxing "the rich" and helping the poor) that doesn't want to identify as such. He or she gets inspiration from George Orwell' 1984 by torturing the language and using a word meaning "free" to hide their authoritarian intents.

In the U.S., self-identified liberals are really newspeak liberals as they favor government intervention and collective rights. In Europe, liberals are truer to their origins, i.e. in favor of limited government and individual rights - they would be called libertarian in the U.S.

by Gray Sheep December 9, 2014