Lincon

Only the hottest of the hoes get a man/boy named Lincon. Lincon’s are the sexiest, hottest, most amazing men of all time. Only people who are absolutely smoking hot get named Lincon.

Pretty bitch - “My hot bf, Lincon, is calling me”
Bitch who can’t get Lincon’s hot butt - “Your bfs name is Lincon!?”

by Boy named Lincon November 7, 2021

USS Abraham Lincoln

An US Aircraft Carrier that was to be decommissioned, but instead was used as a pawn in the Persian Gulf to create WWIII.

Remember that time we falsely accused Iran of of sinking the USS Abraham Lincoln just so we didn't have to dismantle her nuclear engines?

Yup.. remember how we live in a Fascist Government..

by InsiderInfo2011 February 15, 2012

Lincolnism

A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.

James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”

by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020

Full Lincoln

To have sex longer than the movie Lincoln. A phrase made popular in the 2014 movie Sex Tape with Jason Segel, and Cameron Diaz.

Me: Hey did ever get it in with that chick you met at the bar last night?
Zach: Yeah bro, I gave her that full Lincoln!

by zmfk May 15, 2014

Boothed my Lincoln

When something "blows your mind"- Usually in a bad way.

That movie was crazy, the scene at the end when she turned out to be a dude Boothed my Lincoln.

by Rob-i Moebius January 27, 2010

Abe Stinkin Lincoln

Same as an Abe Lincoln except you use ass hair instead of pubes.

Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.

by Holy Macro July 9, 2010

Lincoln juice

A large cup of coffee, typically from Starbucks or other premium coffee shop, costing nearly five dollars. Named for the portrait of Lincoln that is spent to acquire the product.

Before we leave, I need to stop off for a Lincoln juice.

by Mark Gosson May 4, 2007