Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
by Who cares my friend August 04, 2023
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LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 04, 2020
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Lift Surfing

Lift surfing is when you want to be like BENO and want to ride on top of lifts, it is really fun but it is very dangerous without knowing what you are doing properly, it always needs a key to be possible, a triangle key is the most popular, with drop key taking the 2nd place.
I went lift surfing with BENO on top of a ecodisc today.
by The Ultimate Lift Surfer December 25, 2020
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too gay to lift

if someone is too gay to lift, it means they are too gay to be able to lift anything.
guy 1: I'm too gay to lift!
guy 2: Horray. Me too.
by minihoot December 14, 2024
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the lift method

when a woman assist a man in pulling down her pants by lifting her butt off the bed
I know i had consent when she did the lift method.
by lopz October 21, 2013
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Lift Me

This is what you say when you are using your Liftie device.
Hey Liftie, Lift Me!
Where's my Liftie, I need it to Lift Me!
Lift Me, Liftie!
by ilikeslopes March 19, 2023
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A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025
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