free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

Ketchup on my lettuce.

A grossed out statement when a girl wants to have any form of sex with you on her period.

Girl: You wana have sex.. I'm sorta on my period though..
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.

by Dizzlefershizzel June 14, 2010

lettuce in my butte

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),

letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!

by nabfam December 30, 2020

Beep Beep Lettuce

Sounds like the japanese phrase "ビープビープレタス" which is pronounced be-pube-puretasu which sounds like beep beep lettuce. It means "your eyes are stars"

Jim: beep beep lettuce
Ruby: guacamole nigga penis have my babies

by Estrobe March 8, 2019

Lettuce Licking Lumberjack

Definition...
A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.

woman: what shall we do tonight?
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack

by Pipppaaaaaa May 16, 2010

Cilla Blacks Lettuce

Cilla Blacks Lettuce is a term used to describe a vagina that is not as tight as it once was, and may be a slightly green colour.

The phrase was coined on The Manchester Weekend of Mayhem

For Example: After a night of heavy smoking , one may wake at 5 am and state " My mouth tastes like Cilla Blacks Lettuce"

by GS Records April 6, 2010

gizz lettuce

When you go to friendly's and you order a chicken basket and recieve cole slaw AKA gizz lettuce.

Friend: Would you like some of this cole slaw?
You: Fuck that, it looks like gizz lettuce.

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005