Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

Girl: You wana have sex.. I'm sorta on my period though..
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.
by Dizzlefershizzel June 14, 2010

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),
letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!
by nabfam December 30, 2020

Sounds like the japanese phrase "ใใผใใใผใใฌใฟใน" which is pronounced be-pube-puretasu which sounds like beep beep lettuce. It means "your eyes are stars"
by Estrobe March 8, 2019

Definition...
A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.
A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.
woman: what shall we do tonight?
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack
by Pipppaaaaaa May 16, 2010

Cilla Blacks Lettuce is a term used to describe a vagina that is not as tight as it once was, and may be a slightly green colour.
The phrase was coined on The Manchester Weekend of Mayhem
The phrase was coined on The Manchester Weekend of Mayhem
For Example: After a night of heavy smoking , one may wake at 5 am and state " My mouth tastes like Cilla Blacks Lettuce"
by GS Records April 6, 2010

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005
