A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011
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To add one's own name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from others based on effective, if untruthful, advertising.
To add one's own name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from others based on effective, if untruthful, advertising.
"Well, I wasn't going to date her, but then I saw how Urbandictionary.com lists her as having the kindest heart, and I changed my mind. Totally not a lamedrop. Yeah, I can trust the internet."
"John Doe: An insanely attractive, 6 foot hunk of man-meat with washboard abs who has been known to hand-rear kittens and shoot lightning from his anus."
"Sally Sobstory: The most beautiful woman in the whole universe, bar none, who frequently buys drinks for strangers at bars and is renowned for her internationally successful line of flannel evening-wear."
"Ben Dover: A body forged in the fires of Isengard, whose enemies tremble at the sight of his fearsome teeth and warm, cuddly nature. Possesses the ability to turn water into low-fat Yogisip."
"DefinitelynotmyAfricanLiteratureprofessor: The object of many a freshman's wank fantasy. Woman, do you even realize how sexy you are? Please, if there is a God, consent to rub genitals with me. Last night I softcocked profusely to your picture in the faculty yearbook. Oh God, I am so lonely. So very, very lonely."
"John Doe: An insanely attractive, 6 foot hunk of man-meat with washboard abs who has been known to hand-rear kittens and shoot lightning from his anus."
"Sally Sobstory: The most beautiful woman in the whole universe, bar none, who frequently buys drinks for strangers at bars and is renowned for her internationally successful line of flannel evening-wear."
"Ben Dover: A body forged in the fires of Isengard, whose enemies tremble at the sight of his fearsome teeth and warm, cuddly nature. Possesses the ability to turn water into low-fat Yogisip."
"DefinitelynotmyAfricanLiteratureprofessor: The object of many a freshman's wank fantasy. Woman, do you even realize how sexy you are? Please, if there is a God, consent to rub genitals with me. Last night I softcocked profusely to your picture in the faculty yearbook. Oh God, I am so lonely. So very, very lonely."
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They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.
They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.
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