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Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina
Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina
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Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.
Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4
by lololol99999 December 11, 2018
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lancing

when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.
Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
by rawful March 4, 2023
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Lance

This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.
Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!
by LuluElla April 24, 2019
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Lancing it out

You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear
Q:You heard about lance

A:Yeah he’s lancing it out
by JkJn March 7, 2023
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A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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