Big Lard Man is a phrase used to refer to a largely overweight male person. It is a generally derogatory term, however it can be used as a friendly jab between chums.
Derogatory: look at that big lard man, he's on his 20th burger.
Friendly: hey you want some popcorn with that butter you big lard man?
Friendly: hey you want some popcorn with that butter you big lard man?
by Big Lard Man March 6, 2019
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“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard
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noun
An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.
noun
An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.
Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.
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The woman who epitomizes this is Miss Laidlaw aka The Beatmaking Housewife
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Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
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