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Big Lard Man

Big Lard Man is a phrase used to refer to a largely overweight male person. It is a generally derogatory term, however it can be used as a friendly jab between chums.
Derogatory: look at that big lard man, he's on his 20th burger.

Friendly: hey you want some popcorn with that butter you big lard man?
by Big Lard Man March 6, 2019
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Poo-Lard

Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard
Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.
by OGlover21 November 23, 2019
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Tob-o-lard

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noun

An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.
Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.
by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009
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second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid
Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid
by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017
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get laid

get fuck; have sex; get girls
hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.
by Jazz_jazz December 29, 2007
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Laidlaw

A term for a woman who is good looking, talented and smart. a 10 out of 10

The woman who epitomizes this is Miss Laidlaw aka The Beatmaking Housewife
That girl is so buff she is a Laidlaw
by kerrygeelove August 22, 2010
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laid tongue

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014
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