Australian Lumberjack

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.

Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid

by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011

Lumberton

Let me give the REAL definition of Lumberton.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.

Dude 1- "Man I totally banged this Lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo shit is coming out of my dick."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."

by BabyParker May 19, 2011

lumberjack

Term from the adult film industry used for those male actors capable of maintaining longterm erection.

Whoa! Ron Jeremy is such a Lumberjack. That chick's gonna be walking bow-legged until next semester.

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

angry lumberjack

when you poop in a girls mouth, then chop it down like a tree with your dick.

Carter gave your mom an angry lumberjack. He yelled Timber before he was done.

by meow1056 November 29, 2011

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008

LSHMBAS

Acronym to be used during internet chatting and/or text messaging. Stands for: Laughing So Hard My Boobs Are Shaking.

Martin: HAHAHA
I just spit on my keyboard
me: old man, drooling
Martin: no... it was actually projectile spit
literally
I just got a napkin to dry it up.
me: haha
Martin: it was a classic spit-take
me: LSHMBAS

by nerd02 March 2, 2009

slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 9, 2009