Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.

1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.

by R. Stark July 20, 2010

loboda

name for champions of the human race

that guy won every even in the Olympics for 5 years in a row? He must be a Loboda.

by socccerrr June 21, 2011

Lobotobrain

Often used to describe one who has undergone a failed Lobotomy.

"Boy that Rosemary Kennedy, what a Lobotobrain she is!"

by WaddlesJr September 25, 2011

lobby lizard

Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity

"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

lobbyocracy

A political system in which government policy is shaped and defined by professional lobbyists for the benefit of their corporate backers.

The Protect Monsanto Act is a classic case of lobbyocracy.

by Velky Al March 30, 2013

lobster lips

An exceptionally pink vagina very crusty like lobster lips

Her lobster lips were too nasty to eat out

by Gcarr21 February 17, 2015