KRUSTY KRAB

WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.

MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.

by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009

Krista

A Krista is a very crazy and funny person. She loves to be out and about but also loves to just sleep. One think to know about a Krista is that they always seek attention. Another thing they often do is leave their real friends for what they think is better. A Krista is very beautiful, athletic, funny, loud, calm, and basically not youre basic girl.

"Omg I really like her, shes so pretty."
"Dude she has a boyfriend."
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"Did you see Krista today?"
"Yeah she looked so good but ignored me." :/

by Bitch Baker February 13, 2019

Krusty Krab

While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!

by theDTP December 17, 2014

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros September 24, 2008

Krista Lazou

The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx

Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!

Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.

Girl 1: I am so jealous.

by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013

Krista

A person that is always right.

"Did you agree with what she said?"
"Oh come on, its Krista."

by krispa October 10, 2021

dirty krysta

When a girl somehow manages to become publicly known as "Krusty Kurt"; meaning that she has krusty crevices and secretions all over her body not knowing why or where they came from.

Wow, I woke up this morning feeling sooooo dirty Krysta, talk about serious confusion.

by kurtis mfuckin fartin leonardo July 12, 2020