Kim Bonji Jumper

I very kind person, but also has a scary side to him. He is sometimes smart, and also stupid. A Kim Bonji Jumper is multilingual.

Man #1: Oh look at him he's so kind!
Man #2: Don't be fooled, he has the personality of a Kim Bonji Jumper.

by Kim Bonji Jumper March 03, 2022

Team-jumper

Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.

That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!

by -WOODY- August 18, 2003

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

State jumper

Derogatory, people or person who come from a different state that takes employment opportunities from local citizens and expects to be treated like royalty. Used commonly by Independent Americans

Those Damn state jumpers are ruining our state!!

by OldDogg June 05, 2019

jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope

Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!

by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018

group jumper

someone who is in many different friend groups. they are kind of like a floater but remain friends with most of their friend groups while simultaneously being part of another, this gives the person options so they can hang out with different people.

bella: hey where's sarah?
zoe: she's with her other friends
bella: which ones? she's got so many different groups of friends
zoe: yeah she's a group jumper

by ebbonbon February 25, 2019

Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.

Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps

by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 14, 2019