wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.

MineCraft Mod

#1
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum

#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true

#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod

by LaLechuga November 14, 2019

Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.

Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps

by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

State jumper

Derogatory, people or person who come from a different state that takes employment opportunities from local citizens and expects to be treated like royalty. Used commonly by Independent Americans

Those Damn state jumpers are ruining our state!!

by OldDogg June 5, 2019

Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.

His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!

by Sex Lab October 7, 2019

Jumper

Jumper: a person inclined to make impulsive (though not necessarily bad) decisions. A person who decides quickly, then, without hesitation, is all in. Related to the concept of jumping from a ledge (which is a self-destructive version), a jumper is decisive, intuitive, and unwilling to live less than full on.

She's a jumper, you know. When she fell in love with him, she fell hard, no turning back.

by Sister Nich August 31, 2019