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john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)
by you are a john July 27, 2020
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John

John
by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018
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John

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world
He is John
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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John

Someone who is gay โค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œand is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž
Stop being such a John
by Sapsucker January 22, 2019
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John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.
Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"
by John buttface May 30, 2018
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John

A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)
Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him.

Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.
by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016
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John

A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
by Sapsucker February 4, 2019
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