Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

Joel Mahoney

A sexy motherfucker who I’d bang forever

Damn Joel Mahoney is fit as fuck

by Hippotankus June 5, 2019

Joel Young

To be a complete and utter legend, and to have a unique tekkers to wanking.

"that dude could be a Joel Young"

"ikr! shame he hasn't got that tekkers mastered yet though"

by Joelsloverbaby January 8, 2012

A Joel Heyman

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..

"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."

by andThangs June 10, 2018

Joel James

An extremely attractive man, who can seduce you with his voice and charm

I can be a Joel James sometimes

by Hummus1234 November 22, 2021

Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now

by Joel :| June 23, 2020

Ryan Joel

He is a silent boy before u get to used with each other,but once he feel comfort with you,you will never expect that he is that sweet. He is hard to get,i mean EXPENSIVE. If he likes you,he will be hard to speak with you than the others at first before he confess.

Oh no,look at Ryan Joel. He looks at you. Something happen here. Wkwkwkwkwkwkkw.

by LlysRJ November 23, 2021