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A Steve Jobs

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
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Jobby

Anything that is not classified as a wanker.
I got my JOBBY stuck in my wanker.
by Harry Richard May 7, 2003
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death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
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jibsy

one who often likes baby sex and has a fetish for brown shoes and polyester
"dude, youre such a sick fucking jibsy"

"jibsy baby"
by fred December 3, 2003
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Dirty Jobs

The nickname of a very sexy man from MSU. this man has a huge dick and loves to show it to everyone he meets.
Everyone at the party was mad at dirty jobs because he took all the girls and had sex with all of them in 10 minutes.
by Dirty Jobs December 29, 2007
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jibsy

a word so dispicable, it is generally not heard in common english.
by yarn texrab April 22, 2004
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Jobsless

The state of a company after having lost its iconic spiritual leader who is trusted and admired by its employees. A corporation's equivalent of the individual's plight of being forsaken and bereft during economic downturns - both evoking the same magnitude of gloom, jitteriness and deflated morale.
Bob: "It's official - Steve is no longer at the helm, as of today. From now on we can only hope our ship doesn't hit the rocks in this fog".

Tom: "Yeah, it sucks to be Jobsless, it's like suddenly having to trust a rookie replacement surgeon with cutting open your brain."
by Saudade January 16, 2009
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