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Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel
Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
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Morgz's Mum Aka Big Jill

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a about 100 year old lady that can't live without mc donald's and lives in her son's house and his name is Morgz aka photocopier because love use mr beasts ideas
Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a lady that lives in her son's house and eat's too much Mc Donald's
by Lukemon March 29, 2021
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Jill

Jill, where do I start, she is not only the most gorgeous girl you will ever see, but she is also so sweet and SILLY! She is probably little but don't let this fool you because she can be mean but shes probably right. Everyone loves Jill because shes loyal and always fun to be around. Everyone loves Jill PERIOD (especially if your name is Michael)
Michael: " dude there is this girl in my Spanish class shes so hot and funny bro"
Jacob: "she definitely thinks your just a friend"
Michael: "no bro I'm gonna date her"
Jacob: "no way you could date a jill"
Michael: "facts shes way to pretty and funny and awesome and cool".
by dirtysillygoosepeoplellove February 20, 2023
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Good Time Jill

She was so easy and fun! She is such a good time Jill!
by GoodtimeJill August 3, 2023
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jilling off

masterbating to the mighty jill off porn with out sex toys or hands
jon jillid off for 4 days now he is dead

jilling off is wrong the muter said
by uwu pronghorn August 6, 2023
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Jilles

Person who thinks he's in L9
by jac4043 July 15, 2022
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Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.

The main characters in my definitions.
Jimothy: We are Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.
Jill: And we're the main characters...
Sammy: In this boi's definitions!
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 19, 2022
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