Jehovah’s Witnesses

Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.

Just looking at Steven Hassan’s BITE model- the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a perfect fit.

by The Aviator November 4, 2020

jewhonky

A jewhonky is the type of person that looks like a jew (big nose, jew fro) and is whiter than wonderbread

That jewhonky just tried to sue me.

by The Jewifier July 1, 2007

Jewbot

A stupid, stubborn, dumbass who likes to fuck jews while going beep boop baab.

Ooh Anthony you are such a good Jewbot! Beep bop

by Penismc5 April 24, 2010

JehoNAH's Witness

A "Not-At-Home" Jehovah's Witness

They may be Josh Silver Jewish

.Neither Are At Home.

JehoNAH'sWitness

Haiku

"Hey, you don't wanna see the Jehovah's Witness?"

"NAH"

" Yerite, they write too many Haikku(U) "

JehoNAH's Witness

Haiku

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018

JewCob

A JewCob is the worst thing ever, They think they are superior to everyone else even though they only have good grades and nothing else.Like ask anyone and they'll either say "what the fuck are you talking about get out of my house" or "they're good at nothing" They also hoard so many fucking legos.like god damm.

Fuck you Tommy you'er such a JewCob

by A Dying Beaver May 20, 2019

jehova'ed

Verb. Past Tense only.

1. Left a friend open to attack.(this includes ditching a wing-man at a bar to have him get hit on by the fattest bitch at the bar.)

2. In a shooting game, when someone drops a grenade just as they get killed and the resulting explosion kills their killer.

1. "Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, I was surrounded."
-or-
"Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, That 400 pound skank hit on me after you left. She smelled like fertilizer and dead fish."

2. "Dammit! I was Jehova'ed! Stupid grenades."

by YT March 11, 2003

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005