Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

by NNNCO December 8, 2010

Jew Shout

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.

I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.

by Corks September 25, 2010

Jew numbers

A synonym of money

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.

by gaysarentpeople February 27, 2009

Jew Bone

The part of your body that is insanely delighted by bargains.

These sheets were 50 percent off plus I used a coupon and opened a JC Penney credit card so they were only $10.00. My Jew bone is tickled.

by Mahtzo Balz November 22, 2011

hungry jew

he is a very hungry boy that loves raw spaghetti if you give him raw spaghetti he will give you glue

man:hungry jew get me glue
hungry jew: gets glue

by screwdriving\ November 30, 2018

Jew hands

When someone rubs there hands together; similarly to how you would rub your hands when your cold. You are simulating "Jew Hands" or the physical manifestation of the raw desire of money in the Jews heart. Made famous by Mr. Burns on the television show THE SIMPSONS.

DOC: I found a dollar on the ground did anyone drop it?

Jabora: Yeah Its mine...

Duff: Man thats a lie.... look he's doing "Jew Hands" as we speak.

DOC: Your right.... (To Jabora) FAG!!!

by J.Day September 25, 2007

Jew driver

When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.

Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016