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Jason

He is sweet and kind but he doesn’t know I exist. Besides that, he is the best guy I have ever met.
Jason, I wish I could talk to you.
by Rad Sis June 30, 2018
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Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great May 18, 2014
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jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female
Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned
by tiny_nips May 5, 2008
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Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him
He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!
by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010
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Jason

Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!
by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018
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Jason

v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
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