jan dale

Jan dale is a guy with no morals. a total rat bag with low self esteem.

often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon

get out of my trash jan dale! theres no food in there! go on! scoot! get out of here

by the goldfish88779 November 10, 2014

Jan

Jan's are incredibly attractive with their foreign accents and their awesome looks ! Jan is talented, he plays music very well and will certainly win your heart thanks to it. They are often shy but also extremely funny, you will always have a good time around them. Jan's are adorable, heart-melting and sweet human beings.

Jan melted my heart last night when he played that song. He is so talented !

All the girls want Jan, they can't resist his accent.

by EmyyM November 28, 2016

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

jan tore

He is the best rainbow six siege player in the world, and he watch dogs 2. He is the best yasuo player alive aswell

Did you see the play jan tore did?

by Jan To Rangen December 12, 2016

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone

Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone

by Thomasvgp November 5, 2018

jan aber

that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.

"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"

by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018