Jake

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020

Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤

Jakes are good people and good friends

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

Jake

One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins

bella: what was your favorite sexual experience
Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake

by 090860 May 10, 2011

Jake

jakes an asshole who breaks peoples hearts. he may be sweet, but he will break you into a million pieces. stay away from them.

Jake just broke up with me in such an asshole way.

by beeflover1234566 June 24, 2014

Jake

A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.

Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.

by HelloKitty2323 December 8, 2011