jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jacob

A guy with a extremely big penis and knows how to have a good time. A very sweet and hot down-to-earth guy. He treats girls with respect and with care and love. Any girl would want him.

"Did you see that guys dick? He must be Jacob!"
"That Jacob is so sweet!"

by definitelynotjacob November 20, 2012

Jacob Black

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know

Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.

by wantstobebella April 5, 2008

Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

by Andorhbw March 4, 2009

jacob sucks

That Time When Jacob Sucks

Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?

by NotPeggy243 February 7, 2018

jacob light

is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!

by Big Red Robbie September 17, 2013

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016