Bed salt

Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off

Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off

by Windowsweirdo October 14, 2020

Cheese in bed

Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.

Only real intellectuals know

LL: You know that song?

AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD

by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022

Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.

"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."

by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

bed mumbler

A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.

you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.

by imwithbeardy February 28, 2009

Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!

by Own_thing May 24, 2017