hura

Mexican Slang term for the Police.

Damn, Here comes the pinche Hura, coming to fuck up our party.

by Mony Love July 15, 2003

your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

Hurricane of piss

A great deal of controversy, disturbance or distress which may follow an act.

Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.

'I'm gonna have to mop up a fucking hurricane of piss here'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

my stomach hurts

A term used to get out of sex when you aren't feeling it.
Also used to get out of anythang you don't wanna do.

Girl: baby let me ride youu.
Guy: Ohh but my stomach hurts baebae

by 3T3RNAL.SOUL August 5, 2016

Andy Hurley

The drummer for Fall Out Boy and pretty much one of the most awesome people to ever reside on this planet. A vegan, animal rights activist and full-blown straight-edge (A MASSIVE accomplishment for a famous band member), Andy Hurley is covered in tattoos and is one hell of a drummer (number five in the world, in my book). Possibly his best work is in the songs Dead On Arrival and Grand Theft Autumn. He can roll it like no other!

Man, I want to be just like Andy Hurley.

by WyrdWolf July 10, 2007

Hurricane Andrew

Hurricane Andrew made landfall on August 24, 1992 in Homestead, FL as a Category 5. It is the third Category 5 hurricane to ever make landfall in the United States. The last recorded winds were measured at 167 mph with gusts of 212 mph in Homestead. It is the second costliest hurricane in US history, after bitch ass Hurricane Katrnia ran a train on the Gulf Coast and not just New Orleans. Hurricane Andrew is nicknamed "the big one" because of it's intensity.

The name Andrew is used to describe intense hurricanes by locals.

Hurricane Andrew was a real hurricane and does not compare to Katrina. Plus who the hell builds a city under water?!

If another Andrew comes I am getting the hell out of here. I am too old to be dodging flying glass and pushing walls up because the house feels like it's about to explode.

by Andrewcat5 September 25, 2011

Hurricane Glester

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.

"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.

by DaPacman March 2, 2009