The Hulk Hogan

Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.

Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?

Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.

Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019

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hulk piss

A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass

Fancy a pint of hulk piss?

by JB1980 November 8, 2013

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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.

Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!

by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022

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