Hitch-cock

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.

Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!

by N1k94 March 23, 2009

Hatchet Wound

Term used to describe a Vagina as this organ resembles an ax or hatchet wound-especially when mensturating.

I was looking at some porn on line and came across this nasty ho with a gaping hatchet wound!

by d3nverguy72 January 15, 2009

hatchet man

The name of the logo that Juggalos use. This is ironic sense they will always threaten you with a hatchet and yet the picture they use of hatchet man is actually a guy running with a meat cleaver.

dumbalo: I'm going to kill you. just like hatchet man would.

normal guy:you do of course realize that is a meat cleaver right? dude shut up and go back to the corner and color.

by i9incher September 28, 2009

Bury the Hatchet

Makeup sex. Can either be between two people who know each other well, or between two relative strangers who haven't gotten along well in the past.

1: Hey, look, I'm really sorry about us not getting along better. Wanna bury the hatchet?
2: Fuck you.
1: Yeah, that's what I was asking...

by manhandler89 October 8, 2010

hitch in the giddyup

The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied to the thought process in certain individuals.

Honey, Mommy just can't get up as quickly as you do because she's got a hitch in the giddyup.

by sanduski June 30, 2009

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

hitchcock

The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.

"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."

by Edward Vaginus Cullen November 22, 2009