Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.
When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.
by pooindahole May 19, 2011
Get the brown hopper mug.Now, you may think ACAB, But Hopper isn't like the rest. Hopper is a cop who will risk his own life to find a young missing boy named Will. He even risked his life to sneak into a Russian base. He also might put some Eggosin a small wooden box in the woods and then find a girl with really short hair and keep her as is "Dotar" as he calls her. Hopper is the best cop there will ever be.
by *Spits out tea* July 6, 2020
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A male or female who metaphorically jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention (texting, gift-giving, money, etc.) or to increase/keep up ones ego status. You should take extreme caution when dealing with these type of people for they are very cunning and sneaky about their activity. Expect word usage such as "guy friend" or "a friend"may be used in content.
John: Hey what about that girl?
Dave: No dude, she's a hopper. You'll thank me later.
John: But she's cute.
Dave: She was just with Justin bro.
Dave: No dude, she's a hopper. You'll thank me later.
John: But she's cute.
Dave: She was just with Justin bro.
by BigOle'CollegeHead March 30, 2015
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Me: Got the kids, we going Disney. Got them park "hoppers" cuz the kids wanna hit up both Disneyland and California Adventure.
Me: Got the kids, we going Disney. Got them park "hoppers" cuz the kids wanna hit up both Disneyland and California Adventure.
by gotkush127 April 29, 2013
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Get the hoppers mug.a girl that dates a guy, brake up with him, and dates alot of his friends. if the girl waits for a month and then dates the friend, she is not a homie hopper.
by Ben Copeland June 21, 2006
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