Tom holland is MY FUCKING HUSBANDDD! I’m his wife Athena Holland 😻 we got married on September 12, 2015. We have 19 kids and coming soon the 20th kid on its way!
Person 1- Hey have you heard of Athena Holland & Tom holland?
Person 2- Yes! I heard they are having their 20th kid!
Person 1- yea I can’t believe it!!
Person 2- Yes! I heard they are having their 20th kid!
Person 1- yea I can’t believe it!!
by Athena Holland <33 December 23, 2021
Get the Tom holland mug.A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.
Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
by Matt Spangler January 25, 2008
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by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
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Tom Holland lives in South-West london and he is always producing movies. His instagram is @tomholland2013.
Tom Holland lives in South-West london and he is always producing movies. His instagram is @tomholland2013.
Girl: have you seen spiderman homecoming?
Friend: yes! also, did you know that the actor is Tom Holland?
Girl: yeahhh!! he always is donating a loving his fans!!
Friend: i think i have a new celeb crush...
Girl: HES MINE
Friend: HES MY MENTAL HUSBAND!!!!!!!
Friend: yes! also, did you know that the actor is Tom Holland?
Girl: yeahhh!! he always is donating a loving his fans!!
Friend: i think i have a new celeb crush...
Girl: HES MINE
Friend: HES MY MENTAL HUSBAND!!!!!!!
by hollander.4.life February 11, 2021
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"Hot" refers to the weather, the social climate and the black people that's representing.
"Hot" refers to the weather, the social climate and the black people that's representing.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 25, 2005
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Did you hear public schools in an entire county lost accreditation due to corruption? Welcome to Hotlanta.
by Layrod July 7, 2016
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