THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART ONE: The Rap Game's third billionaire after Dr Dre and MCX. Legend has it that Neckbeard Hitler once destroyed the next big thing in rap, Yung Nonce in a rap battle and and Yung Nonce had to flee to the inner depths of the Amazon Jungle to escape the shame. However, this cannot be confirmed as Neckbeard Hitler has not left his room since. The only one who has access to his room, nicknamed the 'kingdom of NH and his Waifu =^_^=' is his mother, a long suffering woman whose soulmate (and father to Neckbeard Hitler) was shanked by a now well known rapper. This is why Neckbeard Hitler aspires to save the rap game, to avenge his deadbeat dad who left for a pack of cigarettes when Neckbeard Hitler was 14, just after he dropped out of school to play COD. Back then he rarely left his room, still much better than today, and his mother did not have the heart to tell him his father had left for greener pastures (by greener pastures, I mean a woman who did not smell like the skip bin at the back of a fish market. She maintains it is genetic, but no one has ever seen her purchase even a bar of soap, a trait she seemed to pass down on to her son)
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by?
Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
by captain stiffy February 05, 2019
A Hitler Relationship with someone is normally alongside someone you don’t like or hate, you don’t hate them because they have done something to you. You hate them because they have done something to other people you don’t agree with.
Eg: of a Hitler Relationship
Kira: *ignores*
Anonymous: what’s wrong
Kira: *ignores*
Kira: I hate you
Anonymous: why
Kira: I just do
anonymous: I’ve done nothing to you
Kira: *ignores*
Anonymous: what’s wrong
Kira: *ignores*
Kira: I hate you
Anonymous: why
Kira: I just do
anonymous: I’ve done nothing to you
by ZeVenomousViper March 11, 2020
Not to be confused with a dirty sanchez, a poo hitler(administered on the upper lip)extends only from one end of the nose to the other. Whereas a dirt sanchez cover the whole upper lip, sometimes curling up and the end. Both smell bad.
by Jmoey May 17, 2003
when you get a blow job you pull your dick out and bust your nut under her nose ,leaving a drippy hhitler like moustache !
by stonedpitbull March 25, 2010
To perform doggy style sex with a partner who does not want to recieve a facial cum-shot, so when you are going to ejaculate you pull out, spit on the partners back to fool them into thinking you've finished. Then, when they turn around, you blow the load onto their face.
Guy: (Faking orgasm noise:: spits)
Girl: (turns around) was that good
Guy: (blows load onto surprised girl) You just got sticky hitlerd beeyatch
Girl: (turns around) was that good
Guy: (blows load onto surprised girl) You just got sticky hitlerd beeyatch
by Hoss Cat October 23, 2006
A game that you can play in the office where you have to do the hitler salute (One are out and the other across your top lip as the moustache) in full view of all your co-workers. It can be only for a second, but you cant get busted. It is 10 points while your boss is talking directly to you. 25 points while you are adressing a large group of people. all others are 5 points.
Harmless fun !
Harmless fun !
by hamghetti... September 28, 2006