Heeltard

1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball

2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television

3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason

"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."

"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."

"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."

by Frabjousday April 2, 2009

Hazel

Girl who obsesses over Cleaning, likes baking cupcakes and is a Tank when drinking.

Guy 1 "dude, shes such a hazel!"
Guy 2 "why?"
Guy 1 "She came over with cupcakes, Cleaned the whole house while completely smashed."

by Famenake February 8, 2010

heeling it

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.

John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.

by fatsheldon April 22, 2009

Heely-whacking

When one wears Heely shoes and pulls some serious tail by rolling by a line of ladies and smacking them on the ass.

Look at John over there, heely-whacking all of those chicas.

by heelywhacker August 20, 2010

Hazel

A Sweet girl, she will do everything for her boyfriend just to get heartbroken. She is funny and very nice. she will always confront you if you mess with her friends. She will listen to your problems and not talk about her own. probably depressed and has anxiety, covers up her problems.

John: You see that That's my Girlfriend Hazel!!

Joe: she's so sweet!

by Majssj October 17, 2020

Hammer heel

The act of stomping on ones body repeatedly in a fight, using the heel of one foot as a weapon of mass destruction.

"Lisa wasn't winning the fight, so she hammer heeled her opponent into submission"

by teeskees July 29, 2012

Hanging Up the High Heels

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

by High heels November 11, 2018