Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

You’ll be here soon.

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??

Do you want to jump?
“Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”

by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023

here's your (you)

4chan slang. Said when replying to a desperate, attention seeking post with the intention of baiting replies.

"What a sad, desperate post. Here's your (You)"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

(enter word here)

A placeholder for any swear word you were about to say, but are too lazy to think of a creative one.

Man: HOLY (enter word here)
Girl: What?

by Mr_Everything9 November 8, 2017

Yet here you are

1.A way of calling someone a hypocrite especially after receiving criticism.

2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life

1. Guest: I don't know why you keep inviting me to these parties. The drinks are warm the food is bland and the people are all the same

Host: Yet here you are

2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are

by Cheatmaster786 February 1, 2022

Here comes the sun

1.) A song by The Beatles about both the 1968 England winter, as well as Sir George Harrison's temporary departure from the band.
2.) What you may say if you see the sunrise
3.) Japan on August 6th and 9th, 1945

1.) "Here comes the sun (do do do doo), here comes the sun, and I say, it's alright"
2.) "Oh, here comes the sun, fuckin bright"
3.) *Reenactment not found, everyone fucking died*

by ThatOneHumann September 27, 2022

now here's the thing

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016