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heaven

A place that, by people trying to ascend to it, has caused hell on earth.

A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.
1: " Let us torture and kill these heathens for then we will surely enter the kingdom of heaven"

2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments"
Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"
by a.thiest June 23, 2006
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Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome where instead of two guys and one girl there are two girls and one guy....this is the good kind (Hence the word heaven).
Ollie: Yeah I was thinking of having a threesome with Chloe and Elize

Jason: Dude thats a Heavens Threesome!

*Jason and Ollie high fives*
by JVaity July 7, 2010
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Heaven

A teenager girl who loves living and writing. Sees things in a different view than most other people. And all she wants is to write and hope people get a peice of what she is like from her writing.
by princesshvnly February 5, 2010
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Heaven Airlines

A airline in Roblox based in Thailand where the owner, Pallaboy1234 is known for leaking assets and copying other airlines.
Heaven Airlines are shitty. I'd never go on them again.
by Poggers1 August 23, 2021
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Corn Dog Heaven

Corn Dog Heaven is a place where the skies are blue and the grass is green. Corndogs are as plentiful as the generous sun's infinite rays that pour down on this glorious heavenly land. Visit Corn Dog Heaven. Go there now. All you need is your imagination and ten dollars for a 28 pack of Costco Corndogs. Indulge NOW!
Nolan had Rebecca pinned up against the wall. Things were getting hot and heavy. It was a match made in Corn Dog Heaven.
by saltyjohn December 9, 2008
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7th Heaven

A really sappy family drama that's been on since '96.
In all honesty it really should get cancelled because the writers keep on recycling the same old stories each season.
Basic episode ending.

Eric: We're really disapointed in (Fill in kids name) we love you and we want you to know that we are here for you not matter what.

Annie: (Fill in kids name) your Father and I love you and we raised you to behave better than this now go on up stairs and we'll come up with a suitable grounding.

Kid: Thanks Mom and Dad I love you both too.
by Kat November 9, 2004
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heavens no

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.
Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.
by beattie April 16, 2005
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