healthsticks

Another friendly euphemism for cigarettes or any kind of smokable drug wrapped in a form of a stick made known inside small communities and cliques.

"Yo man I gonna go light up a healthstick"

by mysticalpha July 29, 2004

health video

the scariest thing a kid 10 &under will ever see

teacher: class heres a film that ur forced 2 watch called the health video (inserts clip)
jane:its not that bad

(5min later)
jane: EWWW OMG IM GONNA PUKE!

by 1cocoa20 May 24, 2009

mental health club

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004

health

Word to describe an awesome person/action/situation

Dude 1: I slammed two bitches last night.
Dude 2: Aww man thats health!

Frank: Yo, son, Jenny wants to do you, and i hear shes totally health in bed!

by The Burn Out November 17, 2006

health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

health nut

Someone who cares a great deal about health and general well-being.

Person A: "She is such a health nut, right?"

Person B: "You're just jealous of her amazing hair and skin. Maybe you should start caring for your own health."

by vierblumen January 24, 2017

healthyish

when something is sort of healthy.

this burger is healthyish.

by greekers April 21, 2011