dick having

adj. used as an insult, refers to sucking, tugging or fucking a penis

T.I. went to prison and now he has turned into a dick having bitch.

by john_the_ripper? May 19, 2009

face having

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

by Reggie March 31, 2004

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

I done been having had the strap

"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap

"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"

by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022

i'm having fun mum

said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"

"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"

by nikki.6 January 7, 2008

are you having a laugh?

basically means “are you taking the piss”

“Meghan Markle & Prince Harry are pure class!”
“Are you having a laugh? lunatic”

by stellaohlala April 12, 2021