hanukkwanzamis

What you would say when it's the holidays and you want to be politically correct and not offend any millennials.

Grandpa we don't say happy holidays anymore it's offensive. We say happy hanukkwanzamis

by Faqwhatuheard December 9, 2023

Haneul

The most lovely and genuine person you’ll ever meet. He is kind and caring. Smart and handsome. Always hold onto that boy.

Wowww look at that ass, that must be Haneul!

by ImALittleRock December 16, 2023

HansumFella

Curly controversial sexy mf

“Hey bro who should have won the streamer awards”
“HansumFella obviously”

by Mightychips February 26, 2024

Hansumfella

Curly handsome twitch streamer who may or may not be gay and autistic.

Person 1: is Hansumfella gay and autistic?
Person 2: your gonna have to find out for yourself

by Mightychips March 16, 2024

Hanoumisa

Slang word for greek AEK Athens fans, making fun of their club and its "turkish" origins.

"Voulgaroi, Voulgaroi, Hanoumises, Vazeles, olos o kosmos proskinaei, eruthrolefkes faneles."

"Pali efage 6ra h aeksara, klapse mwrh hanoumisa"

by PatrikAsteris September 26, 2024

Hanukkahmas

A made up festival which both christian’s and jews can rejoice in the holiest month of december ( give eachother presents)

What are you doing for hanukkahmas

by therealdinosaur December 6, 2024

Hanukkah story

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:

Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"

by US-IL December 25, 2024