Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.

We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.

by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Steven handis

Vip manager.

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.

by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023

handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs

Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack

by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021

Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.

Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.

by anonymous December 5, 2024

Handy

When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy

When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.

by TacoSaurus69 February 27, 2011