Chocolate Hamburger 

Take a shit and lay it down along a girl's asscrack.
then you got the buns (the asschaps) and the patty (the piece of shit)

"Dude imma give her a chocolate hamburger"

Chocolate Hamburger by 4QU4M4N December 12, 2008

californian hamburger 

when a guy puts raw meat into the vagina of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his cock and puts the ''mayonnaise'' (jizz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.

my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother

californian hamburger by woahtheretigerwoah3 November 11, 2009

candy hamburger 

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

candy hamburger by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

wrist hamburger 

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.

"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"

wrist hamburger by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010

portugese hamburger 

When a person travels to Europe and spends too much time in the hotel room with his/hers sports team.

While in Europe Johnny indulged in many Portugese Hamburgers!

portugese hamburger by Pacadooman April 9, 2013

soggy hamburger 

When a guy has such a hard erection he cums a little bit in his under wear

dang dude I just had a soggy hamburger

soggy hamburger by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016

Mexican Hamburger 

It's when someone is about to get trump'd, so they knock out two people and shit on their chest. After that is done, the two subjects are smashed together, forming the hamburger

I was about to get fired ese, so I pulled of a good ol fashioned Mexican hamburger.

Mexican Hamburger by Holliballin August 25, 2016