hose teaser

female based humans who "tease the hose"

FROM THE MOVIE GROWN UPS

High pitched voiced man: I'm from SASKATCHETOOOOON!!!

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Man: HOSE TEASERS

by SaNdMaN2438934 July 13, 2011

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hosed up

To be completely messed up or ruined; FUBAR-ed (fucked up beyond all recognition)

He really hosed up that project.

by dHALL November 3, 2007

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Hoss • hoser • Hos • hose beast • hoseok • hoshi • hosed • hose • hosea • hosie

Hospital food

Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.

Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza Hut or somewhere and get me a pizza.

My mom can cook better than them.

by Saints April 4, 2004

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chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

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1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

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