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Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.
by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019
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Heaven says

A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell
Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER
by Fucking alut August 1, 2023
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Heaven (valorant)

Heaven: Heaven, on any map, is usually going to be the highest point on the map. A map like Split may have two heavens, but you can then just specify which bomb site when saying it. Heaven is a good place for Defenders to get a full view of what they’re defending, and is an important place to block line of sight as an Attacker so you can advance.
Heaven (valorant)

teamate: Last one 90 Heaven
by onlyfaxnoprinter October 16, 2023
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Born in Heaven

When you do good in life and then pass away.
My Grandfather was a warrior! He was a sergeant during the Korean war and a owner of all of his bagel franchises. Although he was a businessman, he always fed the poor and hungry. He even gave them info and money to get them to shelters. June 12th, 1996 was the day he was born in Heaven! He will always truly be missed in my lifetime.
by Jay89Jay91 May 6, 2018
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midtable heaven

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.
James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018
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Heaven On Earth.

The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.
ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.

my Heaven On Earth.

MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.
by MUÑECO June 21, 2022
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