Gazaned

verb

When someone commits a wrongdoing or an atrocity but then plays the victim, often garnering sympathy or support despite their initial harmful actions.

"He totally gazaned the situation – first he started the fight, and when he got pushed back, he acted like he was the aggrieved party."
"They gazaned their way out of responsibility, causing trouble and then pretending to be the ones who were wronged."

by trigonometruca January 14, 2024

guandajona

spanish slang for a female that dresses sloppy/homeless/messy usually wearing baggy clothes or ripped clothes

“te ves guandajona, ve a cambiar ahorita”

by Your_mums_playtoy January 15, 2024

Gazanite

to ask all the time help from other people while you do not respect them and you attack them

i gazanite my life, i did not do nothing i only took advantaje of people and betrayed them

by Alincomanescu January 29, 2024

gozangles

your no no’s

Never put suntan lotion on your grandpa’s Gozangles.

by gozongular February 16, 2024

Guano Insane

guano - bat shit

parent: look at this shooting
child: wow thats bats-... guano insane

by apeshitty February 28, 2024

Guantanamo Bay Shot

This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.

Steps to achieve enlightenment:

1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin

Not for the faint of heart.

Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!

by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024

Guanch

The act of squatting down and violently shitting consensually on another’s open mouth and face.

After a long and happy session, I guanched all over my partner.

by Gaunch June 9, 2024