fucking gutted

Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.

Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.

by Flaccidflower June 11, 2016

Gut Trunk

The fat that girls stuff in their pants is called a gut trunk

Bro 1: Hey dude, you should go get that girl.
Bro 2: Naw dawg, she got a huge gut trunk

by sc: ryannebs February 23, 2019

gut hangover

When you've had a great time scarfing down some bad-for-you foods (like fried chicken, ice cream and pizza) that tasty super yummy, but then leave that awful feeling in your tummy of bloat, gas and nausea.

Shelly enjoyed her french fries, a hamburger and a shake for lunch. But, now she is suffering from a bad gut hangover!

by LA-Bee July 8, 2010

Platter Gut

Of, or having, the human condition/beingness of being able to put a four inch or larger diameter plate or platter at the apex peak of the gut

That guy has a platter gut

by Eddietaps79 May 18, 2021

bust guts

To have intercourse with a women

I’m going to my girls house to bust guts

by Chill Bill 05 April 23, 2018

gut swallow

To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).

guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.

by jimmybomm January 11, 2021

Gut shot

The act of a large penis hitting a female's cervix during sex

"His dick was so big he was giving me gut shots with every stroke, I almost threw up"

by DakotaMatt July 16, 2019