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Guinevere

A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")
Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!
by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011
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guinea

A derogatory terminology primarily invented by the racist American anglo-saxon race referring to the majority of Italian immigrants(southern Italians) that arrived in America during the early 20th century. Most southern Italians were short and darker skinned drawing comparisons to the Guinean people of the country of Guinea in West Africa. They too, were shorter than most normal Africans and a had lighter complexions(high yellow/caramel) very similar to southern italians.
You should'nt call a real Italian a guinea because you will pay for it one way mor another!
by Foogazee August 21, 2006
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guinea

A slur against Italians. Like the country Guinea. It means that Italians are really niggers. Italy was invaded by the Moors who were black Africans. They invaded all of Southern Italy. Italy has been everybody's bitch at some point. They were also invaded by the Saracens, Carthaginians & the Greeks. This is why Guineas steal and are fags.
Hey look at that stupid guinea acting all white he was just stealing hub caps yesterday like all niggers.
by Rich Caker February 19, 2009
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guinea pig

animals that are fat, sweet, and soooo cute!!!!
by chicka3242 September 5, 2011
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gunny snipes

A mis-shaped scrotum.
Yeah I have a gunny_snipes.. I was born with it.

After that bike accident, I was diagnosed with a gunny_snipes.
by Moony April 17, 2004
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Guindian

A guindian is a male of south-Asian descent sporting blowouts, fauxhawk or a fade. They are usually found in Philly, New York or New Jersey. Most have earrings on their lobes and/or cartilage. Popular clothing stories for guindians are Express, Guess, and Armani Exchange.
1) We knew Neel was a guindian when we saw him rolling around in a G35 blasting music.
by Guindian January 29, 2012
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Guinness

A liquid black gold, unlike any other fluid in modern science; a beer that tastes like the springs of heaven and is just as smooth going down. Sets the baseline for beer in Irish pubs.

Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.

Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.

Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.
Ordering Guinness in a true Irish pub: "Pint, please."

Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"

"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"
by luckotheirish September 11, 2012
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